… … … What?

Um. Aur, of Dreigiau/Shimmer/Darkstar/Wayrift fame (though for the last two he’s called Chase), as a SOLDIER from Final Fantasy VII. I know Aywren doesn’t particularly care for FFVII, as she’s one of those who thinks the last great FF game was VI. But my brother loves FFVII: Crisis Core, and wanted to play a game based on it. So I was the player, he was the gamemaster, and I randomly picked to play as Aur because I think Aur is cool and it meant I didn’t have to think up a brand new person and I didn’t have to play as one of my pre-existing characters, which would have made him groan in exasperation. And while we were playing I drew a picture.

Aur the SOLDIER was a young, taciturn, 3rd-class SOLDIER in training for Shin-Ra. After stopping a traitor Turk from sabotaging a reactor, he went to Wutai in a helicopter to investigate who was behind the traitor.

He never made it. Shot down by hidden guns in the middle of nowhere, his grunt soldiers all killed in the crash, he approached a small cottage only to find it was a hidden stronghold of the enemy. He is about to venture down to the lower levels of this secret military research facility…

The funniest part would be this exchange.

Aur’s Phone: *ring ring*

Aur: Aur here.

Aur’s Overseer: So you’ve captured the traitor? Good. Bring him back to Dennis, the 1st-class SOLDIER in your area.

Aur: Understood. *hangs up*

Aur’s Phone: *ring ring*

Aur’s Overseer: Don’t ever hang up on me before I’m done again. And talk to Dennis for further instructions.

Aur: … |: (