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The Devil’s Holiday Special

This is a little Christmas-themed one-shot about my Sith Inquisitor, Murlesson, who I previously wrote about in my massive Inquisitor-story-rewrite, Devil’s Due. This event was hinted at in the original epilogue of Devil’s Due; I ended up not keeping that epilogue, but the material in it I’m going to recycle later, as Murlesson/Aristheron/Akuliina fans may be interested to know that I’ve begun writing a sequel to DD called The Devil You Know. I will probably not publish anything for a long time as my writing process can be very time consuming (I started writing this holiday fic last April), I still haven’t played the game past Ilum, my ambitions for the story arcs are high, and my workload is as bad as ever, but hey some bits of the start of a draft exist (and even some snippets for a third fic to follow that!).

An important change: you may recall I had established Pyron’s family previously on Ziost. This was a mistake. I knew Ziost was important to the Empire, but I didn’t know it was the ice version of Korriban until I started writing this fic (back in last April, actually). : P And now that I’m determined to put them in a super normal North American-style suburb, that really doesn’t fit! How can you have a lovely cheesy special white Christmas Life Day if the entire planet is always cold? (suburbs are the city version of cancer but many people grew up with them, so I thought it would be neat to use them here.) But seriously, does the Empire have any nice planets?? (Besides Commenor and Kuat, apparently? Which in my stories I developed, not BioWare : P )

I keep putting Sith Lords in domestic situations because it’s funny. Hands up if you want a full-on coffeeshop AU where everyone’s still Sith? (Or a sequel to Something to Prove : P) (I’m kidding I don’t have time to write either of those)

EDIT: for more information on the pictures, check out my 2024 holiday season post!

 

 

A Sith Lord’s First Life Day

Darth Nox got out of the taxi cab and looked around at the houses surrounding him with an amount of trepidation that surprised even himself. For someone who was used to cities filled with skyscrapers, looming, impersonal, and seething with activity, he would have thought himself easily equal to this very simple environment. Continue reading

The Netherlands 2012 – Part 4

Part 3: Muiderslot and Madurodam

In this episode, we went to Amsterdam some more, to a nature reserve, to Marken Island, and to Texel Island.

Please note this is a coffeeshop, not a café. What’s the difference, you may ask? You get coffee at a café. At a coffeeshop you get weed. (This was not something either of us knew back then, but we weren’t interested in coffee either so we didn’t go in lol I just took the picture for the shop name)

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The Netherlands 2012 – Part 3

Part 2: Vienna

In this episode, I went to the windmill museum Zaanse Schans, my First Ever Real Castle, Muiderslot, and to the tiniest Dutch city, Madurodam.

This is a boardgame called Lionheart and it’s basically Warhammer Lite crossed with chess.

Our next trip was to the Zaanse Schans, a windmill museum on the Zaanse river, the heart of the wind-powered industrial area in days gone by. There are eight restored windmills here, and a number of village buildings

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The Netherlands 2012: Part 2

Part 1: North Holland

According to my salvaged fb albums, we went to Vienna next?? I thought it was later in the trip, but I don’t remember the order of anything specific. My friend Leslie had been at a summer piano camp in Salzburg, so we got a really good deal on train tickets to Salzburg through the Treinreiswinkel (which no longer exists and it’s really sad because they were super awesome), and then I found out that I had miscommunicated and she was actually in Vienna. So Tharash went and got train tickets for Vienna which was twice as expensive (being last-minute) and I felt guilty about it for years (that was a good chunk of change for us poor uni students, and he could have put that towards a new PC at some point). He, of course, forgot about it until I mentioned starting to get over it a few years ago. All in the past now.

Most of the pictures here are from Tharash, a turnabout from the usual picture ratio.

My first time seeing the Alps. We had taken a sleeping car on the way down and in second class that meant sleeping in a room for 6 people. I think there were at least four, including us. It felt a little weird.

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The Netherlands 2012 – Part 1

Back in 2012, I went on my first solo international trip to visit my friend in his home country of the Netherlands. That was also back when I was on facebonk, so naturally I uploaded all my pictures there. I didn’t think of writing a blog post about it.

But I’ve quit faceborg, and the details of this trip really should be here along with all my other trips, so here we go. This having happened an entire decade ago, things are a bit hazy, especially the order that they happened in. Also my old camera was having a few issues, so if you see any weird glitchy things happening in a photo, it’s the camera’s fault. I didn’t take as many pictures as I would now, because I only had a limited memory card. At least I didn’t have disposable film cameras, can you imagine!? Only having 24 (or whatever) pictures before the camera’s full?

I went for 4 weeks in August of 2012. Which is a bit excessive, especially considering it was in the middle of my Master’s degree, but 1) I’d never been to Europe before, and 2) I wanted to spend a lot of time with my cool relatively-new friend. Continue reading

Europe 2023: Tübingen – Hohenneuffen

Tübingen – Donau

Day 21

Photo by MH

Photo by MH

Photo by MH

We got on an express bus to connect with the train that went to our final ‘away’ destination, but it stopped just outside of town because of a malfunction? It was pretty weird, especially with how the bus driver chose to deal with it – by pulling into a gas station and yelling at other bus drivers, trying to get their attention so they would… stop and help him? somehow? Anyway, eventually he got back on with someone else who just made him drive the rest of the way, idk. Then we took a tiny little train (almost a glorified tram rather than a train) that ended in the village of Neuffen. You look up, and you see the castle. Continue reading

Europe 2023: Tübingen – Donau

Tübingen – Schloss Lichtenstein

Day 20

We had to get up early this day, as we were going quite a long way. You see, the Rhine and the Danube actually begin in sort of the same area, an area that has some really amazing limestone formations. It was pretty cold that morning, especially while we were waiting on the platform at Sigmaringen to take the final train on to the tiny train stop at Fridingen. (I know there was a heat-wave on in southern Europe, but it most definitely was not anywhere we were; temperatures rarely got over 25 Celcius, and I wouldn’t have been surprised if the temperature that morning was closer to 15-18 where we were.) We glimpsed Sigmaringen Castle on our way by, but it hadn’t quite made our list of “top castles to see” so we didn’t mind that we weren’t seeing more of it. Continue reading

Europe 2023: Tübingen – Schloss Lichtenstein

Tübingen – Bebenhausen

Day 18

Today was pretty exciting, we were going to Lichtenstein Castle! Which is kind of like Neuschwanstein lite. We decided to go to this one because, being smaller and less famous, it would probably have fewer tourists. We were probably right?

First we had to take some buses. The train was out to the first town we had to connect at, so they were running a train-replacement bus. The connecting bus parked in a weird spot so it left without us, but we got another one. It runs down these rather narrow valleys with little towns, and the castle is prominent above the town to stop at. We were walking up, there’s a hiking trail, the beginning of which is a little difficult to find but once you’re on it there aren’t a hundred different routes to choose from. There was an option to go down another trail to see a spring or something, but we decided not to – it would have increased the amount of uphill walking we’d have to do after, and taken more time that we wanted to spend at the castle. So we continued upwards. The trail became extremely narrow, just a ledge on the side of a very steep hill, which was not great for my increasing paranoia about falling off. I don’t have great balance, and I think about earthquakes a lot, especially apparently while I’m on the side of a steep hill. Continue reading

Europe 2023: Tübingen – Bebenhausen

Heidelberg

Okay so the last post was excessively long and I’m going back to Europe in 10 hours so let’s upload some blogs without pictures just so I don’t give myself another two weeks to forget what happened in the summer. I’ll add pictures when I get back, and will probably edit the text more too. EDIT: pictures added!

Day 15, cont.

Little villages in the hollows

The next destination on our list was Tübingen. The train station was not that impressive upon debarking our train, but the brand new not-even-finished bus loop outside sure was! It appeared to have as many platforms as letters in the alphabet. In fact, Tharash suggested it had too many platforms/buses, given how difficult it was to figure out which was the correct bus. The good news if you were anywhere else in the city was that like 98% of all transit passes through the bus/train hub by the Neckar River (which is a much smaller river here than in Heidelberg). But the bus station was really aesthetically pleasing, and they have little symbols to help you identify which bus you want, and scrolling boards saying how long until the next bus at every platform. I was also shocked when we actually got on the bus, because it had a ticket machine on the bus. Now that’s living in the future. (As of this writing, my hometown has FINALLY FOR THE LOVE OF FRIES rolled out a contactless payment system for fares, so my hometown is thinking about joining the 21st century as far as public transit is concerned. Now to turn one of those parking lots downtown into a proper bus station, and we might get somewhere.) Continue reading

Europe 2023: Heidelberg

Trier

Day 13

Technically this starts in Trier but I figured Trier’s post was long enough already without shoving Koblenz into it as well. (edit: and this still has 250 pictures in it, I think I’m going to break up Tübingen even more than I planned T_T) I carried out my resolution to eat all the tasty things at the breakfast buffet this morning, and I had a croissant with Nutella as part of that omnomnom. Then we got on an earlier train than originally planned, and travelled back northeast to Koblenz. There we went for a walk, putting our stuff in a train station locker again, navigating our way around the confusing, loud, in-the-way car infrastructure in order to get to the old part of town and specifically the point at which the Mosel meets the Rhine, where there is a huge statue. We caught a train back from the old town area to the Hauptbahnhof where we had left our stuff (at the old town station there’s no ticket gates even, you just walk onto the platform, it’s amazing), and had a little bit of a snack, although the lady at the bakery misheard me and got Tharash a cappuccino instead of a tea. Oh well. Off to Heidelberg! Continue reading